I’ve recently become Meaghann’s roommate, and it’s been… interesting.
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Me at Meaghann’s house before moving in: “Is that a dog bone over there?”
Meaghann: “Yep.”
Me: “Do you- You don’t have a dog.”
Meaghann: “Nope. …This is my house.”
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Meaghann, after I tried making a point about something or other: “On the other hand, I have five fingers.”
Me, not getting the “other hand” part of her joke:“Wouldn’t you have ten?”
Meaghann: “Yeah, on my other hand.”
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Meaghann about my joke-telling abilities: “You’re not even good enough for dad jokes. You’re more like cousin Todd jokes.” …She’s right.
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Meaghann: “Corndog me up, son!”
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Meaghann: “If you were a dog, I think you’d be a shiba inu.”
Me, actually very flattered: “…Thank you!”
Meaghann: “Not you. Ophie.” (Ophie is her 8-ish month old kitten.)
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Meaghann: “I can’t be wrong! I’m from Washington!”
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Max on Catfish (TV show): “Alright, let’s fly.”
Meaghann: “Max, you’re not a bird!”
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Meaghann: “I had, like, a classy mullet.”
Josh: “A locally owned business in the front and a dinner party in the back.”
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Meaghann to me while she was bleaching my hair: “You have such a dainty neck.”
Me, knowing where this was going: “Oh, don’t say that!”
“…I could just snap it if I wanted to.”
I groan.
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Me: “We must have a different sense of humor or concept of reality or something.”
Meaghann: “I think that’s true, because you don’t really have a concept of reality.” …True…
-Crystal